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Excuse me.

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I know we haven't been
formally introduced...

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...but I was wondering.
when you get off from work...

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...if you haven't made
any dinner p|ans...?

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Steak and Brew. 10:30.
Wear something tight.

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In Manhattan.
The number for Spandex for Less.

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It says here they're down to
three candidates for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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I would kill for one of those.

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I don't know how to be delicate.
but it would seem...

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...that one of the prerequisites for winning
a humanitarian award is that you be....

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Human.

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Why are you interested
in a Nobel Peace Prize. Dan?

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Career advancement.

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Of course.
I lost my head there for a second.

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Excuse me. I'm afraid I'm a little lost.

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I was wondering if you could direct me.

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Certainly. first left. take the corridor.
and then follow the yellow brick road.

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I crack myself up.

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Who are you?

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Dan Fielding. Can you say that?

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I'm Vincent Daniels. your new boss.

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Can you say that?

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I'll expect you in my office immediately.

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Heigh-ho. heigh-ho...

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...it's off to work I go.

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BERNIE: Florence.
FLORENCE: Huh?

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Florence. I was thinking.
before we rushed into things...

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...maybe it would be a good idea
if we got to know each other a little better.

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Why?

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Well. there are a million questions
I'd like to ask you.

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And I'm sure there are a million
you could ask me.

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Go ahead. ask me any little thing
your heart desires.

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Ever do it to Twisted Sister?

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Talk is cheap. Bernie.

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Vincent Daniels wanted me to tell you...

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...he's gonna be sitting in with Dan
on tonight's session.

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-Thanks.
-Have you seen that guy's credentials?

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Yale Law Review. Supreme Court clerk.

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The highest rate of convictions
of any DA in the state.

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How do you think Dan's
gonna handle working with him?

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You ever discuss jurisprudence
with a Muppet?

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Ask a stupid question....

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I hate him.

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-Because?
-That job was mine.

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I busted my chops for years.
what do they do?

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-They give it to Santa's favorite elf.
-Oh. Dan.

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And then he lectures me.

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He sits with his little feet
on top of his little desk and lectured me.

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He happens to be one of the
best-qualified prosecutors in the state.

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Perhaps he beat you out
for that job fair and square.

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[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGES]

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My favorite is.
"How's the weather down there?"

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Mine is. "How's the view?"

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I've heard that one a thousand times.

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[BOTH CHUCKLINGI

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Ever see Rocky and Bullwinkle?

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Watch out. Dan.

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Mr. Fielding. I'm only going to interject
when I think it is absolutely necessary.

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-Mm. Light docket tonight.
-That's about the size of it.

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IGAVEL BANGINGI

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Yeah. the gavel works good.

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-What do we got first?
-We've got some burglaries...

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-...attempted arson. bodily assau|ts....
-Surprise me.

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Arnold Preminger. attempted arson.

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-Lovely choice.
-Oh. thank you. sir.

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-Defense requests a psychiatric--
-Whoa. Miss Sullivan.

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I would like to hear the particulars
of this case before we pass judgment.

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Mr. Preminger believes aliens
from the gaseous nebula Gamma Seven...

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...are infiltrating the municipal work force
in their continued quest for domination.

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You were saying. Miss Sullivan?

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-I have proof.
-Mr. Preminger--

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Front page. New York Times.

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They've invaded every area
of the work force.

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"Evidence of alien hiring."

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Mr. Preminger.
this is an article about immigrants.

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From space.

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Your Honor. the empire recommends
we beam the earthling...

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...aboard the slave colony
at Terra Bellevue.

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IBREATHES HEAVILYI

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Oh. my God.

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Mr. Fielding.

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Excuse me.
Vinnie the Pooh wants to see me.

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WOMEN:
Oooh....

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Hey! You can forget
those Christmas cards.

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-What?
-Mr. Fielding.

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Ethics aside. I found your comments
to the defendant disgusting...

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...and totally unacceptable.

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So. what's your point?

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My point is. I'm going to show you
how I want things handled in this court.

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-I have been doing this job for eight years--
-Sit!

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Look. listen and learn.

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I hated you in E.T.

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And in conclusion. Your Honor.
I would like to cite a relevant precedent.

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Namely. Green v. Wisconsin,
1962. in which--

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You mean Greenberg v. Wisconsin.

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Greenberg. right.

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-As I was saying--
-And it was 1972.

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-What did I say?
-'62.

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Hey. you got the state part right.

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How clever of me.

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With all due respect
to counsel for the defense...

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...the Greenberg decision
was overturned by the Supreme Court.

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It was a 6-to-2 vote
with one abstention...

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...on August 17th. 1977.

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-I believe it was a Thursday.
-It was a Tuesday.

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I'm just kidding.

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I know.

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Defense have anything to add?

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I respectfully decline. Your Honor.
on the grounds that it may incriminate me.

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Mr. Fielding?

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Her turn-ons are sunshine. smiles
and Bert Convy movies.

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Dan. Yo. Do you concur with Mr. Daniels?

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Well. if the pointy little shoe
with the bell on the toe fits....

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Okay. I don't see any reason we can't
continue this case till the next session.

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We will take a short--

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I mean. a little-- I mean....

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-"Short" is fine.
-"Short" it is. Short recess.

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Fielding. I've got a problem
with your attitude.

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Did you say "attitude"...

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...or "altitude"?

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Your behavior is bordering
on insubordination.

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-Now. you listen to me--
-No. you listen to me.

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I'm giving you one week
to clean up your act.

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Is that understood?

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Understood?

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-Yes.
-Yes. what?

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Yes. you little ba--

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Barrister.

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Fielding.

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I don't think we see eye-to-eye.

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You wanna see eye-to-eye?
You want to see eye-to-eye?

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Okay. here's one more.
Vincent Price in The Fly.

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Help me. help me. help me.

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-Great news.
-What?

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I've been fired.

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-No.
-You're kidding.

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It's true. I've just been promoted
to former assistant district attorney.

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Oh. wow. Congratulations.

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Poor Dan.

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Just kidding.

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Oh. even so...

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...it seems a shame to see a man's
whole life go down the tubes like that.

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It's like the 17th century mathematician
and philosopher René Descartes once said:

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"You hoist your boss. you pay the price."

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-Here he is.
-Thank you. Bull. where did you find him?

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In the men's room
beating his head against the tile.

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Well?

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Well? What do you expect
when you behave like an inconsiderate....

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Diseased piece of vermin meat?

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Dan. I feel sorry for you. I really do.

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I have seen the sensitive side of you.
so this really shocks me.

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Frankly. I was just beginning to like you.

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So sex is not totally out of the question?

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I'd rather sleep with Attila the Hun.

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Hey. Christine. wait up.

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She wouldn't.

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Oh. Well. I gotta go check on my roast.

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Yeah. I know. You're disappointed.

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And I know that you are prejudiced jerk.

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Well. so would you be
if you were in my shoes.

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It's very easy to be a bleeding-heart liberal
from where you sit.

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Try working for Vincent Daniels.

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Dan. everyone has the right to work.

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-Of course. In circuses. amusement parks.
-Dan.

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Damn it. Harry. I wanted that job.

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Dan. from the bottom of my heart...

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...I am truly ashamed of you.

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See you.

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Be sure to put down
your doctor's name and phone number.

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I never filled in a medical report
for a date before.

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Safety first. Bernie.

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Florence. about tonight--

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Oh. listen. you better put down
your next of kin too.

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My hot tub's been acting
a little funny lately.

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IKNOCKINGI

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Yeah?

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Wondering if I could bother you
for a letter of recommendation.

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Exactly 32 seconds. huh?

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What is the job market for village idiots?

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Harry. don't you realize yet
that it's a matter of dignity?

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Oh. I know that.
You are in need of some.

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I am a full-grown man
being forced to take orders...

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...from somebody
who should be named Spanky.

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All right. Fielding. that's enough.

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I will not sit and listen to you
denigrate another human being...

186
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...just because
he happens to be 2 feet tall.

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Actually. I'm 4'2".

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Sorry. Vincent. This foot-in-mouth disease
seems to be contagious.

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VINCENT:
Forget it.

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I just stopped by to let you know...

191
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...that a new prosecutor
will be taking over after the lunch break.

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Fine.

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-Gentlemen.
HARRY: Vincent.

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I want you to know
that I think Dan Fielding...

195
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...is ignorant. bull-headed
and just plain stupid.

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00:14:09,543 --> 00:14:12,073
About that recommendation . . ..

197
00:14:12,646 --> 00:14:16,236
And I'm probably crazy for thinking this.
much less saying it out loud...

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00:14:16,416 --> 00:14:22,786
...but I believe that underneath all this junk
there is something that is salvageable.

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Would you reconsider?

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I suppose. If he apologized.

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Dan.

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Uh....

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l.uh....

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I was wrong. He's gone from stupid
all the way to brain damage.

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I can't. I just cannot apologize.

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00:14:57,389 --> 00:15:00,549
That's okay.
I know exactly how you feel.

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00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:04,632
-You do?
-You've got your pride.

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00:15:04,795 --> 00:15:06,725
You've been humiliated.

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00:15:06,897 --> 00:15:11,227
You had to suck up to a man
who sits on booster seats in restaurants.

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[LAUGHS]

211
00:15:12,603 --> 00:15:14,093
That's pretty funny.

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00:15:14,271 --> 00:15:16,471
Shut up. Velcro head.

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00:15:19,009 --> 00:15:22,709
I know all about humiliation. Fielding.
believe me.

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00:15:22,879 --> 00:15:27,339
Pee wee. munchkin. runt.
dwarf. PY9my. midget.

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00:15:27,517 --> 00:15:29,137
I think I've heard them all.

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00:15:29,619 --> 00:15:33,349
Kids can be very creative
when they tease you. you know.

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00:15:34,590 --> 00:15:37,650
You see. I stopped growing
when I was 11 years old.

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But. then. apparently. so did you.

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00:15:45,168 --> 00:15:50,568
Look. I am sorry you were born that way.

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Hm.

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That's exactly what my father said...

222
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...just before he left.

223
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Your father left?

224
00:15:59,547 --> 00:16:01,947
I guess it was rough on him.

225
00:16:02,116 --> 00:16:07,416
His friends' sons played baseball.
his carried the water bucket.

226
00:16:07,588 --> 00:16:12,688
His friends' sons played football.
his carried the water bucket.

227
00:16:12,860 --> 00:16:16,630
To this day. I go crazy
every time I go by a drinking fountain.

228
00:16:19,099 --> 00:16:22,829
You mean your father walked out
just because you were...

229
00:16:24,237 --> 00:16:26,297
'--Petite?

230
00:16:29,109 --> 00:16:30,699
The night before he left...

231
00:16:30,876 --> 00:16:34,936
...I heard him tell my mother
that it was his fault.

232
00:16:35,848 --> 00:16:39,908
He said that I was
a punishment from God.

233
00:16:42,554 --> 00:16:45,724
But my mother was a intelligent
and caring woman.

234
00:16:45,891 --> 00:16:48,021
And she finally explained it to me...

235
00:16:48,193 --> 00:16:52,393
...that it wasn't my inadequacies
he couldn't deal with.

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It was his own.

237
00:17:07,179 --> 00:17:10,149
Is it true you can hang yourself
with your own belt?

238
00:17:10,314 --> 00:17:12,944
You can do it with your own words.

239
00:17:19,123 --> 00:17:23,723
Vincent. I am truly sorry
for everything that I said and did.

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00:17:23,895 --> 00:17:27,845
You may shoot me
in the vital organ of your choice.

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AP0|ogy accepted.

242
00:17:34,205 --> 00:17:37,295
I'll get back to you on which organ.

243
00:17:39,877 --> 00:17:43,137
In the meantime. get those cases together
for the rest of the session.

244
00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:46,680
You're taking me back?

245
00:17:47,117 --> 00:17:50,947
Yes. Because I think
you're being sincere.

246
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Also. I've seen your conviction record.
You're good.

247
00:17:56,759 --> 00:17:59,389
But most of all. I'm taking you back...

248
00:17:59,562 --> 00:18:04,402
...because it will give me the opportunity
to make your life a living hell.

249
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:09,065
You think you're a tough customer?

250
00:18:09,237 --> 00:18:11,427
Well. move over. buster.

251
00:18:11,606 --> 00:18:14,006
Because I'm the toughest.
I'm the meanest...

252
00:18:14,175 --> 00:18:18,435
...I'm the nastiest little man
God ever put on this earth.

253
00:18:18,613 --> 00:18:21,213
I'm going to make you run.
I'm going to make you jump...

254
00:18:21,381 --> 00:18:26,341
...I am going to make you
slither on the ground like a snake.

255
00:18:26,787 --> 00:18:29,777
God bless you. sir!

256
00:18:37,631 --> 00:18:40,901
-I don't understand him.
-Neither do I.

257
00:18:41,068 --> 00:18:45,368
But together we can have some fun
abusing him till we do.

258
00:18:49,176 --> 00:18:51,976
Dan apologized? Our Dan?

259
00:18:52,145 --> 00:18:54,405
Very same.
It was really kind of beautiful.

260
00:18:54,581 --> 00:18:56,211
He really listened.

261
00:18:56,383 --> 00:19:00,083
-So he's working?
-Well. I wouldn't exactly call it working.

262
00:19:00,253 --> 00:19:03,093
Yes. sir. I can pick up
your dry cleaning on the way home.

263
00:19:03,656 --> 00:19:06,626
It's more like groveling for dollars.

264
00:19:06,791 --> 00:19:09,521
And you typed up all the plea bargain
motions for December?

265
00:19:09,694 --> 00:19:11,354
-Yes. sir.
-The conviction ratios?

266
00:19:11,529 --> 00:19:14,159
Oh. yeah. stuck in my pants.

267
00:19:14,331 --> 00:19:16,921
Oh. Fine.

268
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:19,120
Now. about my car....

269
00:19:19,601 --> 00:19:22,371
Light wash. no wax.
I can have it first thing tomorrow.

270
00:19:22,538 --> 00:19:25,908
Fine. Tomorrow. what?

271
00:19:26,341 --> 00:19:30,041
Tomorrow. my lord.

272
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:34,566
Good. Now toss me a salad.

273
00:19:40,087 --> 00:19:41,647
Oh. and Fielding...

274
00:19:41,822 --> 00:19:44,122
...got any spare change
for the vending machine?

275
00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:47,161
I'm a little short right now.

276
00:19:49,529 --> 00:19:51,189
Did you hear me. Fielding?

277
00:19:51,363 --> 00:19:56,303
I said. I'm a little short right now.

278
00:19:58,938 --> 00:20:00,698
Anything you would care to say?

279
00:20:11,684 --> 00:20:13,584
A little nervous about your date. Bernie?

280
00:20:13,752 --> 00:20:17,752
No. I'm afraid for my life.

281
00:20:17,922 --> 00:20:22,422
Oh. come on. Bernie.
It's just sweet. little old Flo.

282
00:20:22,594 --> 00:20:26,124
She sent me a box of whips.

283
00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:30,893
That must be a joke.

284
00:20:31,069 --> 00:20:34,799
Oh. I see the party favors arrived.

285
00:20:35,573 --> 00:20:38,913
Florence. about dinner tonight.

286
00:20:39,077 --> 00:20:40,667
Oh. forget dinner.

287
00:20:40,844 --> 00:20:43,644
What the hell. let's just shack up.

288
00:20:44,348 --> 00:20:48,338
I can live off your savings
and devote myself to my hobbies.

289
00:20:48,517 --> 00:20:50,707
Did I ever mention the motorcycle club?

290
00:20:51,887 --> 00:20:54,047
Actually. it's more of a gang.

291
00:20:54,222 --> 00:20:56,692
Florence. we have to talk.

292
00:20:56,858 --> 00:20:58,488
Sure. what topic?

293
00:20:58,660 --> 00:21:02,060
Well. it's kind of private.

294
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:09,290
That roast should be done by now.

295
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:16,670
-Florence. it's not going to work.
-It's not?

296
00:21:16,844 --> 00:21:20,114
Don't get me wrong.
it's not that I don't find you attractive...

297
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,410
...it's just. well...

298
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:27,613
...I'm used to a certain pace
when it comes to relationships.

299
00:21:27,788 --> 00:21:28,848
Like?

300
00:21:29,023 --> 00:21:32,933
Like you're a Corvette
and I'm a milk truck.

301
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:34,690
Oh.

302
00:21:35,896 --> 00:21:38,016
I'm sorry. really I am.

303
00:21:38,198 --> 00:21:42,468
Well. I guess if that's the way you feel.

304
00:21:42,636 --> 00:21:43,826
It is.

305
00:21:44,004 --> 00:21:46,344
And listen. who knows?

306
00:21:46,507 --> 00:21:48,437
In a few years...

307
00:21:48,609 --> 00:21:53,209
...after you'll have gotten all of this
out of your system....

308
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,314
Goodbye. Florence.

309
00:21:58,016 --> 00:21:59,576
Goodbye. Bernie.

310
00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:15,831
Ee-vah!

311
00:22:16,868 --> 00:22:18,198
-He bought it?
-Bought it?

312
00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:20,930
That c|own's gotta be halfway
over the river by now.

313
00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:23,506
All right!

314
00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:28,841
-I sense a conspiracy.
-Yes. sir.

315
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:33,084
See. I told Florence
what a nuisance Bernie was with Selma.

316
00:22:33,251 --> 00:22:36,521
I figured it was a matter of time
before he started bothering Florence.

317
00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:38,678
So we just decided
to beat him to the punch.

318
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:41,327
Being irresistible must be tough. huh?

319
00:22:41,893 --> 00:22:43,193
We manage.

320
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,950
You know. I still can't believe...

321
00:22:45,128 --> 00:22:47,858
...Bernie actually bought
all that stuff we concocted.

322
00:22:48,798 --> 00:22:52,428
The line about the motorcycle gang
was my favorite.

323
00:22:52,602 --> 00:22:54,262
Motorcycle gang?

324
00:22:55,404 --> 00:22:56,434
Ready. angel?

325
00:22:57,272 --> 00:23:00,212
FLORENCE: Oh. anytime. doll.
-We better get a move on.

326
00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:02,895
We gotta link up
with 50 guys from Sickle and Skull...

327
00:23:03,078 --> 00:23:08,038
...and still make the Jersey border before
the highway patrol throws up a barricade.

328
00:23:08,584 --> 00:23:10,314
Some of us were born to run.

329
00:23:10,485 --> 00:23:12,535
[LAUGHING]

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